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DEPARTMENT OF COMBAT

SECURE INTRANET NODE 07

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SGT. TANK CGI CHATROOM - VERSION 1.07

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SYSTEM_LOG> 09:17:04 CONNECTED TO DEPARTMENT OF COMBAT SECURE INTRANET NODE 07
SYSTEM_LOG> 09:17:05 COMMON ACCESS CARD SERVICE: NOT RESPONDING
Sergeant TankSGT_TANK_01> Sgt. Tank here. The portal is ugly because it is government property. Type /help, recruit.
RECRUIT_GUEST_4829>

Available commands: /help /mission /squad /enlist /clear